冷笑話

兒子：今天的算術測驗被老師罵了。

爸爸：為什麼？

兒子：老師問我２ｘ３等於幾，我說６。

爸爸：沒錯啊！

兒子：老師又問我３ｘ２等於幾。

爸爸：這他媽的有什麼區別！

兒子：我也是這樣說的。

Elementary: No Walking on Grass

Chinese Mini-test: 公寓 (Beginner)

Beginner Level 初级 (chūjí)

“我在公司附近租了一间公寓。I rent an apartment near the company where I work.”

Do you know the Chinese Pinyin for “公寓 apartment” in this sentence?

A. gōngyù

B. gōngyuán

C. yùyán

D. gōngzhǔ

Elementary: Mild Swearing

Happy Birthday Sucker

List of Chinese Radicals

The Chinese radical (Chinese: 部首) is an essential element of the Chinese dictionary. The list of Chinese radicals is a rough equivalent of a Chinese "alphabet". Every Chinese character is classified under a radical and characters with the same radical are sorted by the number of strokes (Simplified Chinese: 画; Traditional Chinese: 畫) used in writing them. The number of strokes varies between 1 and 17. Characters belonging to a particular radical are in turn listed on the basis of the number of additional strokes. Note that the number of strokes is not always clear to the untrained eye. There have been several systems of radicals in use at various times during the history of the Chinese language. The following describes the Unicode system of radicals, which is based on the traditional 214 radicals of the Kangxi dictionary. The main difference between the Unicode and the Kangxi radicals is that the Unicode system has been extended to classify both simplified and traditional Chinese characters, as well as characters which are used only in Japanese or Korean. 1  Stroke Chinese Radicals: 一 丨 丶 丿 乙/乚 亅/了 2 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 二 亠 人/亻 儿 入 八 冂 冖 冫 几 凵 刀/刂 力 勹 匕 匚/匸 十 卜 卩 厂 厶 又 讠 阝 3 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 艹 口 囗 土 士 夂 夕 大 女 子/孑 宀 寸 小 尢 尸 屮 山 川/巛 工 己 巾 干 幺 纟 广 廴 廾 弋 弓 彐/彑 彡 彳 忄 扌 氵 犭 辶 门 饣 马 4 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 心 戈 户 手 支 攴 攵 文 斗 禸 斤 方 无 日/曰 月 木 欠 止 歹 殳 毋 比 毛 氏 气 水 火/灬 爪 父 片 牙 牛 犬 王 礻 贝 长 韦 风 飞 见 车 5 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 玄 玉 瓜 瓦 甘 生 用 衤 田 疋 疒 癶 白 皮 皿 目 矛 矢 石 示 禾 穴 立 鸟 龙 钅 6 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 竹 米 糸 缶 网 羊 羽 老 而 耒 耳 聿 肉 臣 自 至 臼 舌 舟 艮 色 虍 虫 血 行 衣 西 页 齐 7 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 角 言 谷 豆 豕 豸 赤 走 足 身  辛 辰 邑 酉 釆 卤 里  龟 8 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 金 阜 隶 隹 雨 青 非 鱼 齿 黾 9 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 骨 面 革 韭 音 食 首 香 鬼 10 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 高 髟 鬲 11 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 鹿 黄 麻 12 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 黍 鼎 黑 黹 13 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 鼓 鼠 14 Stroke Chinese Radicals: 鼻

Elementary: Language Exchange